I did it. I fulfilled my childhood dream of writing an 80s rock montage.
And it's all thanks to World of Warcraft. In the game's latest expansion, players can use the new "double jump" gameplay function when a single jump just ain't enough. So naturally, our ode to inspirational rock songs urges gamers to try out the new gameplay move.
Life's a gap you gotta clear
It's double or nothing, there's nothing to fear!
When life comes up an inch short,
You tell that inch, "I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!"
You need a DOUBLE!
When a single ain't enough – DOUBLE!
When the goin' gets tough – DOUBLE!
Because sometimes you come to a gap and it's hard to judge the distance... DOUBLE!!